Goodnight, Oppo

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 04/26/2016 at 22:42 • Filed to: *sigh*...almost

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To the young lady in a 2013 VW Jetta with an Alpha Kappa Alpha license plate holder that I almost sideswipped today: Again, I sorry.

Luckily, nothing happened. I lost you in my blindspot.

Word of advice, though: if you find yourself in the same situation again, don’t be dismissive with faux hand gestures of acceptance. That’s more insulting than just cursing someone out. I’m not saying that you can’t be upset with me. Just don’t be THAT person.

And don’t flatter yourself, sister. I was just trying to let you know that I was sorry. You’re a cutie pie and all that, but I’m old enough to be your dad so eewwwww.

EDIT: Almost forgot the car that started it all — hey asshole in the Infiniti I30: next time plan ahead instead of coming across 3 lanes of traffic to suddenly brake and signal a left hand turn across another two lanes of traffic in the opposite direction. You lucked out this time, but my entire engine bay should have been in your backseat...and my driver’s side headlights up your ass!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > boredalways 04/26/2016 at 22:44

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But if you hit her, you could’ve gotten her phone number!

Is that how Oppo gets girls nunbers?

iSureWilll > boredalways 04/26/2016 at 22:57

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Out of curiousity, where were you? There's a Jetta in the parking lot at my work with an AKA front license plate haha

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > boredalways 04/26/2016 at 23:07

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was she driving a GLI?

M54B30 > iSureWilll 04/26/2016 at 23:07

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I bet 4 of every 5 cars in an AKA (well, any sorority really) lot are Jettas

pjhusa > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/26/2016 at 23:26

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lol truuuuu

iSureWilll > M54B30 04/26/2016 at 23:29

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That's a very good point...

Conan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/26/2016 at 23:52

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boredalways > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 04/27/2016 at 00:14

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i believe it was a SE

boredalways > iSureWilll 04/27/2016 at 00:16

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Indianapolis.

Indiana is one of those states that only requires a rear plate.

boredalways > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/27/2016 at 10:43

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i think you missed the part where i said i was old enough to be her dad.

but i would have done Oppo a solid and got her number if it went the other way.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > boredalways 04/27/2016 at 12:23

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Ehhh I’m in SW Florida. I see it on a daily basis!